95 Hilarious Bridesmaid Quotes

Having a bunch of ladies together for all those pre-wedding events is bound to create some hilarious moments. From hair trials gone wrong to bachelorette party antics, some of the funniest quotes come from bridesmaid life.

Then there are the heart-melting proposal quotes that remind us why we endure the chaos of bridesmaid duties. When your friend finds their soulmate and pops the question, you can’t help but feel all the feels.

So whether you need warm fuzzies about your girl gang, a good laugh about the ridiculousness of wedding planning, or some motivation to appreciate the love story at the heart of it all, this collection of bridesmaid quotes has you covered.

Funny Bridesmaid Quotes

“Bridesmaid for a day, best friend for life, honorary therapist forever.”

“Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”

“I came for the cake, I stayed for the bride.”

“Too glam to give a damn.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… Alone.”

“I promise to be your bridesmaid, unless there’s an open bar. Then I can’t make any promises.”

“Bridesmaids are like champagne: Sparkling, bubbly, and fancy AF!”

“If you think being a bride is hard, try being a bridesmaid!”

“Pop the bubbly; she’s getting a hubby!”

“Proud member of the bride tribe, reporting for duty!”

“Team bride: The squad that outdanced, outdrank, and outlasted everyone.”

“I’m here for moral support and to make sure you don’t get cold feet.”

“Bridesmaids: Because nobody else would wear these dresses.”

“We’ll keep you sane until the honeymoon starts!”

“I’m just here for the bridesmaid swag.”

“I’m not a regular bridesmaid; I’m a cool bridesmaid.”

“You’re not real friends until you’ve helped each other to the toilet in a wedding dress.”

“Bridesmaids: The heroes who make sure the bride stays sober…ish.”

“I promise to laugh at all your jokes, even the unfunny ones.”

“Dressed up, stressed out, but still the best bridesmaid squad.”

“We’re here to help the bride, but mostly here for the open bar.”

“Bridesmaids: Saving brides from wedding day disasters since forever.”

Friendship Bridesmaid Quotes

“A bridesmaid’s job isn’t over until the last guest leaves and the bride is smiling.”

“Not sisters by blood, but sisters by choice.”

“A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.”

“We’re not just friends, we’re bridesmaids—bonded for life.”

“Bridesmaids: The friends who will stand by you in love and life.”

“Friends who stand by you on your wedding day, are friends who stand by you for life.”

“The best things in life are not things, they are your bridesmaids.”

“True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.”

“Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.”

“Side by side or miles apart, bridesmaids are always close at heart.”

“The greatest gift is friendship, and being a bridesmaid is the ultimate honor.”

“Friends are the family we choose, and I choose you.”

“Bridesmaids: because the best moments in life are shared with friends.”

“We’ve laughed together, cried together, and now we’re going to dance together.”

“A bridesmaid is like a best friend, but with more responsibilities.”

“A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws but still loves you.”

“Bridesmaids: the ones who will always have your back.”

Hilarious Bridesmaid Quotes

“We’re not just bridesmaids, we’re the bride’s personal party planners.”

“A good bridesmaid is hard to find, but a great one is impossible to resist.”

“If you fall, I’ll be there to pick you up—after I stop laughing.”

“We’re the reason why the bride needs that extra glass of champagne.”

“Bridesmaids: The real heroes behind the scenes.”

“We’ll be your something old, something new, something borrowed, and something hilarious.”

“Just remember, we’ll always have the pictures to laugh at.”

“We’re here to help the bride… but also to look fabulous doing it.”

“Being a bridesmaid is like being the life of the party… with responsibilities.”

“Bridesmaids: Because wedding planning isn’t chaotic enough.”

“We’ll make sure you have fun, even if it means embarrassing ourselves.”

“We might be a little crazy, but we’re the bride’s kind of crazy.”

“We’re here to hold your dress, your bouquet, and your sanity.”

“We’ll be your wedding-day warriors, armed with bobby pins and tissues.”

“We’re the dream team of laughter, love, and a little bit of mischief.”

“We’ll laugh, we’ll cry, and we’ll probably eat all the cake.”

“We’re the bride’s backup dancers in the greatest show on earth.”

“Bridesmaids: The real MVPs of the wedding day.”

Bridesmaid Quotes for the Bride

“To the bride, who is not just my friend, but my soul sister.”

“Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness.”

“To the most beautiful bride, thank you for letting me be a part of your special day.”

“From this day forward, I promise to always be your biggest cheerleader.”

“Here’s to a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful marriage.”

“You deserve all the happiness in the world, my beautiful bride.”

“To the bride who has been my friend through thick and thin.”

“May your marriage be filled with as much joy and laughter as our friendship.”

“You’re not just a bride today, you’re a queen.”

“Cheers to the bride, who has always been there for me.”

“Your wedding day may come and go, but may your love forever grow.”

“Thank you for letting me be a part of your fairytale.”

“Today, you are the bride, but forever, you are my friend.”

“To the bride who has always been a shining light in my life.”

“Here’s to a lifetime of love and laughter, my dear friend.”

“May your wedding day be everything you’ve dreamed of and more.”

“To the bride, you make my heart smile with your happiness.”

Bridesmaid Proposal Quotes

“I found my man, but I still need my girls. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“I promise there will be wine, laughter, and bad dance moves. Be my bridesmaid?”

“Help me tie the knot, and I’ll tie a bow around your heart. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“I need you to help me hold my dress while I pee. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“I can’t say ‘I do’ without you. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise we’ll have more fun than we should!”

“It’s my turn to be the bride, but I need my partner in crime. Be my bridesmaid?”

“Will you be my bridesmaid and my partner in wedding-planning chaos?”

“Let’s be real, you’re the only one who can keep me sane. Be my bridesmaid?”

“I need my best girl by my side. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“Be my bridesmaid? I promise to share the embarrassing photos equally.”

“I need someone to keep me from becoming a bridezilla. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“You’re like a sister to me, and I can’t imagine my big day without you. Be my bridesmaid?”

“You’ve always been my go-to for everything. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“I found my prince, but I still need my princesses. Be my bridesmaid?”

“You’ve stuck with me through thick and thin. Will you stick with me through this wedding?”

“Help me say ‘I do’ while still having fun. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

“I need you by my side on the happiest day of my life. Be my bridesmaid?”

“You’ve always been my favorite. Will you be my favorite bridesmaid?”

“Will you be my bridesmaid? Because no one else could handle me!”