50 Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Card Messages

So, you’ve got the big day marked on your calendar, the excitement is bubbling over, and now it’s time to get your dream team on board.

Yes, I’m talking about choosing your bridesmaids! But let’s be honest, a simple text or call just doesn’t cut it for such a monumental ask.

You want this moment to be as special and memorable as the role they’ll be playing in your big day.

While this article is brimming with a variety of examples to inspire you, we’re tipping the scales towards the funny and light-hearted this time around. Because let’s face it, a good laugh can make any moment unforgettable.

So, grab a cup of your favorite drink, and let’s dive into crafting those perfect bridesmaid proposal card messages that’ll make them say “I do” too!

Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Card Messages

Getting Hitched with a Dash of Humor

  1. Spoiler Alert: “I found someone who’s willing to put up with me for life. Now it’s your turn. Will you be my bridesmaid?”
  2. Dress Disaster Prevention: “I promise not to make you wear an ugly dress… I swear! Be my bridesmaid?”
  3. Partner in Crime: “I can’t say ‘I do’ without a troublemaker like you. Be my bridesmaid?”
  4. Something Blue: “They say you need something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue. But all I really need is you. Will you be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Emotional Support: “Help me keep my sh*t together. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

For the Ultimate Girl Squad

  1. Girl Gang Needed: “I’ve got the guy, but I need my girl gang. Be my bridesmaid?”
  2. Warning Label: “Warning: May involve wearing tulle and holding my dress while I pee. Still in? Be my bridesmaid!”
  3. Emotional Meltdown Manager: “Will you be my bridesmaid? I need someone to handle the emotional meltdowns.”
  4. Sister by Heart: “I found my mister but I still need my sister. Will you be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Free Booze Bribe: “Free booze! Oh, and will you be my bridesmaid?”

Dress Duties and Laughs

  1. Planning and Panicking: “Plan with me, stand with me, cry with me, laugh with me. Will you be my bridesmaid?”
  2. Matchy-matchy: “Looking for a partner in crime to wear matching dresses with me. Apply within. Be my bridesmaid?”
  3. Can’t Do Without You: “I can’t marry my prince without my squad. Say you’ll be my bridesmaid?”
  4. Pee Assistance Required: “It’s not a question of can you, but will you hold my dress while I pee? Be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Dress, Hand, Drink: “I need someone to hold my dress, my hand, and my drink. You in? Be my bridesmaid?”

Lighthearted Promises

  1. Lucky Lottery: “Being my bridesmaid is like winning the lottery, but instead of money, it’s all the duties. Lucky you?”
  2. Dress Dilemma: “I promise to choose a bridesmaid dress that isn’t a ‘one time wear.’ Interested?”
  3. Survival Instinct: “Let’s face it, you’re going to be my bridesmaid because we both know you’d kill me otherwise.”
  4. Sorority Invite: “This is like a sorority invite, but for a single day and you can’t quit. Be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Right to Remain Fabulous: “You have the right to remain fabulous. Will you be my bridesmaid?”

Rhymes & Charms

  1. Roses Are Red: “Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get married without you. Be my bridesmaid?”
  2. Tulle Temptation: “I’ll only make you wear tulle if you really want to. So, bridesmaid?”
  3. Perfect Pair: “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the mac to my cheese. Be my bridesmaid, pretty please?”
  4. Unimaginable Without You: “My ‘I do’ wouldn’t be the same without you. Be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Regal Request: “Fancy a new title? It’s not ‘Her Royal Highness,’ but ‘bridesmaid’ is close enough, right?”

For Lifelong Memories

  1. Circle of Friendship: “Our friendship is like this ring: circular, never-ending. So, bridesmaid, pls?”
  2. Dysfunctional Family: “You’re like family – slightly dysfunctional but still required at my wedding. Be my bridesmaid?”
  3. Best Boo: “I can’t imagine saying ‘I do’ without my best boo. Be my bridesmaid?”
  4. For Laughs, Tears, Memories: “For all the laughs, tears, and memories – I need you by my side. Be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Celebrate Friendship: “Like a fine wine, our friendship has aged well. Shall we celebrate by having you as my bridesmaid?”

The Quirky Proposals

  1. Bridezilla Prevention: “To avoid a Bridezilla moment, I need you as my bridesmaid. You in?”
  2. Dancing Shoes Ready: “It’s time to dust off those dancing shoes and get ready to catch the bouquet. Be my bridesmaid?”
  3. Bridal Store Adventures: “I promise not to drag you to too many bridal stores. Interested in being my bridesmaid?”
  4. Cinematic Role: “You’re the Thelma to my Louise, minus the cliff thing. Bridesmaid?”
  5. Heroic Duties: “I need a hero. Must be willing to hold up a dress while I pee. Apply now to be my bridesmaid.”

Through Thick and Thin

  1. Shared Experiences: “Since we’ve laughed, cried, and watched trashy TV together, being my bridesmaid is the next logical step.”
  2. Surviving Friendship: “Our friendship has survived so much; surely it can survive my wedding. Be my bridesmaid?”
  3. Bar High & Well-Stocked: “Help me keep the bar high (and well-stocked). Will you be my bridesmaid?”
  4. Scout’s Honor: “Like a scout, your duty is to help me not freak out. Be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Supporting Role: “This might not be a Hollywood movie, but your supporting role is crucial. Be my bridesmaid?”

Endearing & Engaging

  1. Talented Title: “How about we add ‘bridesmaid’ to your long list of talents? Interested?”
  2. Fabulous or Not: “I promise the bridesmaid dress will be fabulous. Or at least not hideous. Be mine?”
  3. Shared Everything: “We’ve shared secrets, clothes, and hangovers. Now, let’s share my big day. Be my bridesmaid?”
  4. Cake Tasting to Bridezilla Soothing: “Seeking a bridesmaid: must love cake tasting, dress shopping, and occasional bridezilla soothing.”
  5. Unmentionable Memories: “Let’s make memories that we won’t tell my future kids. Be my bridesmaid?”

Best Friend to Bridesmaid

  1. Promotion Time: “You’ve been promoted from best friend to bridesmaid. Acceptance speech required.”
  2. Ultimate Test of Friendship: “In the ultimate test of friendship, would you hold my dress while I pee? Your first duty as a bridesmaid.”
  3. Big Support for the Big Day: “My big day needs big support. And who better than my best friend? Say yes to being my bridesmaid?”
  4. Only Thing Missing: “I’ve got the ring, the date, and the guy. Now I just need my girl. Be my bridesmaid?”
  5. Duty Calls: “In the ultimate test of friendship, would you hold my dress while I pee? Your first duty as a bridesmaid.”